Is there an app for that?

6 Iphone apps Apple needs to create right now...

Call checker - App would predict the mood of the person I am calling. Sad, angry, with their OTHER girlfriend, horny, whatever… I can figure out if now’s a good time to ask Dad for some cash. Or not. Guys could totally use it to get some phone sex action. And maybe, then some.

Cheer Up app - Tells me I look fabulous even on my most bloated days. I press a button and a eulogy fit for a goddess pours forth, praising my name to the heavens. It’ll even give me frequently needed boosts like, “You are nothing like that bitch you work with."

I want that app – when I see a girl wearing the shoes I want the app allows me to take a picture of it and finds the fastest and cheapest place to get it. Bit stalkerish, but it’s a sin to pass up good fashion.

Translation app – An app that converts all the sports mumbo-jumbo into lay woman terms. So we woman can actually make sense of the words coming out of his mouth. An adaptation of this for guys would decode what we really mean even though we say it’s ok.

Teen pregnancy app – I thought of this cos of a friend’s brother who’s having a baby. And, he’s only 18. This app would have all the shocking pictures of childbirth that teens should watch before making out. If they still have the stomach for it after…

Parents Alert app – Sounds off the alarm when the fam is within a mile of the house so that I have enough time to clean up and throw out the boyfriends they don't know exist, among other things.