S(friend who has just moved to Nairobi): Hey hi, its nice
Me: Is it exactly like Vishwatma?
S: --------------
Me: You know, like the movie. Ajgar jurrat ki lanka.
S: oh that was made in Nairobi. I see.
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Me(jubiliant after getting an A on my assignment): Dhak ki tiki Dhak ki tiki!
Roomate: I'm going back to my room.
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That's the problem with being a movie fanatic. People don't ever get you. They blink and assume you've lost it. Although some do that even when I'm not spewing hindi dialogues. Like my parents.
My priceless one-liners even if uttered at the right moment fall flatter than a smashed tomato in a bazaar.
But, why can't we ever converse in filmy dialogue? It would make even everyday banal topics so much more interesting. I mean, how riotous it must have been for that dude from that movie to say, "Mera naam hai bulla, rakhta hoon hamesha khulllaaaaa"
Or when SRK to gazed so deeply towards the camera and said "Kuch Kuch hota hai Anjali, tum nahi samjhogi"(and made 90% aunties watching have an orgasm right in the theatre)
Think about it. Alvida nahi, phir milenge.
1 comment:
Can NOT fall flatter than a smashed tamatar in the bazar because smashed tomatoes go 'splatter'.
But I totally get you, it's the same sort of treatment meted out to me. Meh.
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